A Rundown of the Riders' Darkest Moments: Emu Takes a Tumble from the Start

A bizarre sky screen descends upon the multiverse, forcibly broadcasting the tokusatsu world's most infamous blunders! From the start, it exposes Hojo Emu: a genius gamer? No, the champion of face-planting!

Hojo Emu: "I'm the invincible doctor! Why are you only showing footage of me landing face-first?!"

Dan Kuroto: "Stop! Don't show that video of me dancing naked in a sewer pipe! That's the art of a god!"

Grand Zi-O: "Stop making these lists! I really don't summon my predecessors just to get beaten up and roll around on the floor!"

Tsukasa Kadoya: "Damn you and your rankings! Get this straight: I'm magenta, not pink!!"

As the dignity of the Kamen Riders crumbles and the laws of physics get ground into the dirt by the "Newton Soul,"

from Showa-era delinquents to Reiwa-era corporate slaves, one disastrous iconic scene after another is exposed.

Riders across the multiverse all break down: Please, just delete it already!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.