I Have Become Mortal and Have Eternal Life

My name is Lin Xiaochuan. I am a senior in high school who stayed up late to travel through the world of immortality. When I opened my eyes, I was caught as a thief. There is no spiritual root, no golden finger, and even the qi will blow up into a black-faced monkey. Fortunately, the old monk took him in, and he started to learn Taoism by sweeping the floors, refining elixirs and blowing up furnaces, hitting trees with his sword, and causing constant embarrassments. Make friends with Hanban brothers, worship the poisonous tongue master, practice crooked hand boxing, and go into low-level secret realms to pick up scraps of scrolls. Xiaobi of the sect becomes famous in one battle, the battle between good and evil turns against the wind, and the butlers fight for wits and the inner ghost. He rescued a flower girl, incurred a love debt, and caused a storm by exposing his identity as a monster. In the final decisive battle, he and his Taoist companions broke through the blood river formation together. Before ascending, he looked back: I, a mortal, have also crushed nine heavens! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.