Chat Group: Fellow Patients! The Lies I Make Up Come True!

This is the legend of the "Supreme Council of the Myriad Heavens," and I'm its one and only chairman.

From the start, the group chat is dead, its members join only because I talk them into it, and all its resources come from their offerings.

The First Emperor of Great Qin joins the chat and gains imperial dragon aura, becoming a saint in the flesh, impervious to all spells!

Uncle Jiu joins the chat and gets an encyclopedia of top-grade talismans. He draws a talisman at random, and thunder shakes the nine heavens!

Good-for-nothing Xiao Huohuo joins the chat and gets a seed of heavenly flame. He burns mountains and boils seas, and his mastery of alchemy reaches the divine!

Everyone thinks I'm an all-knowing, all-powerful supreme god who's been plotting for millennia.

In truth, I'm an ordinary person who's timid in real life and throws punches in the group chat.

Then spiritual qi revives in the real world, and the S-rank monster, the Ghost-Faced Spider, appears.

I casually post a selfie from a convenience store in the chat, with the monster in the background.

The next second, sword energy tears through the sky from another world, and thunder and flame rain down to wipe the ground clean.

The group members roar in unison: "What lowly creature dares disturb the chairman's leisure!"

The entire Special Affairs Bureau rises to its feet: "We pay our respects to the hidden true immortal!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.