Showbiz: Clad in Purple, I Beat Up the Flower Mage from the Start

Su Yun, dressed in a purple robe, starts by beating up Hua Chenyu backstage at a variety show for using magic to hurt people.

Facing a wave of online hate, he turns around and livestreams himself catching ghosts, leaving Yang Mi and Dilraba Dilmurat begging him for protective charms.

As long as he earns ordinary currency, he can exchange it for merit and cultivation.

And so a business-minded Heavenly Master is born, one who constantly talks about "quantum mechanics" and can conjure the "Samadhi True Fire" with his bare hands.

Hollywood blockbusters? Those are my monster-hunting documentaries!

Western gods? Those are my ingredients for alchemy!

From Earth's richest man to an overlord in the immortal realm, Su Yun tramples the Western Church underfoot and punches his way through the Heavenly Court and Mount Ling.

Zhao Liying is his first disciple, Iron Man is his nominal apprentice, and he brings Chang'e back to Earth to become an idol.

Looking at the gods and Buddhas trembling in the sky, Su Yun smiles. "Don't be afraid. I'm here to reason with you, physically."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.