Reviewing Scandal Videos from the Past: The Death of Yu Menglong

A short video Ye Tian casually swiped past was livestreamed to a parallel world, instantly setting the entertainment industry ablaze.

He watches clips about Yu Menglong's death, Li Moufeng being arrested for soliciting prostitutes, Zheng Shuang evading taxes and hiring a surrogate, Xiaolu getting her hair done, and Yang Mi asking, "Where's my husband?"

Yang Mi: "That definitely wasn't me!"

He watches Black Myth: Wukong top the global charts, Huawei's Kirin chip make a powerful comeback, and Ne Zha 2 and The Wandering Earth rake in money.

Cook: "This has to be fake. The Dragon Kingdom can't make high-end chips!"

He watches Evergrande implode with two trillion in debt, Ma Yun get fined, and Boss Xu weep behind bars.

Real estate tycoons break into a cold sweat and dump their assets overnight.

He watches Sanae provoke S3, the Japanese prime minister get assassinated, J-20s roar across the skies, the Fujian aircraft carrier launch planes with its electromagnetic catapult, and hypersonic missiles fly right into the enemy's face.

Uncle Sam: "We must preserve our precious friendship with the Dragon Kingdom."

Japan: "We're scared shitless. Is it still too late to kneel down and apologize?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.