Bright Sword: This Is Not a Game

"Holy shit, this game is incredibly realistic!" The player whose ID was "Hotpot God of War" slapped himself hard, feeling the burning pain, with an excited emoticon floating on his head. The "Lava Beast" beside him was frantically digging at the soil in the trench, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into his mouth: "Even the bitter taste of the soil was simulated!" In the distance, the third player had taken off his pants and wailed miserably: "Plan me to destroy you, immortal! Why don't you even leave me a bastard!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.