Siheyuan: I, Xu Damao, Have Yu Haitang Begging to Marry Me

I woke up to find I had transmigrated to 1965 and become Xu Damao from Love in the Courtyard. From the start, Silly Zhu accused me of stealing, and the whole courtyard held a meeting to send me to prison? Lou Xiao'e was fanning the flames from the sidelines, too?

At the crucial moment, the God-Tier Life Choices System activated! Xu Damao: "I'm getting divorced! I don't care who likes it!"

From then on, the most ruthless Xu Damao in history was on the scene! Silly Zhu wants to be a simp? First, I'll make you and Qin Huairu break things off for good!

Qin Huairu wants to mooch off me? I'll make sure your family has nothing to eat, and turn Bang Geng into the courtyard's little thief!

The First Master wants to use morality to strong-arm me? I'll ruin your reputation!

Liu Haizhong wants to be an official? I'll send you straight to prison to work the sewing machine!

The Third Master loves scheming? I'll make you go bankrupt overnight, losing every penny you invested!

I'll punch the courtyard's pests and kick the sanctimonious hypocrites aside. I'll become the cafeteria director, join the Revolutionary Committee, live in a mansion, make a fortune, and marry Teacher Ran. The factory beauty Yu Haitang will even throw herself at me...

Xu Damao says: "Every last one of you courtyard pests is going to dance to my tune!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.