Urban: You Asked Me to Deliver Flowers, So I Took a Gunship to the Wedding

Jiang Chen obtains the Ultimate Emotion-to-Cash System and runs an "anything-for-a-price" all-purpose agency.

He thought it'd be a small business doing errands and writing love letters for people, but the System's antics get more and more outrageous!

Client: "My ex is getting married. I want to send her flowers so she'll regret it."

Jiang Chen: "On it!"

So an armed helicopter swoops down at the wedding, twelve bodyguards in black salute the entire venue, and the whole internet is stunned!

Client: "My kid's afraid of shots. He wants to meet Ultraman."

Jiang Chen: "Consider it done!"

So a hundred-meter-tall monster invades the hospital, and the entire staff joins in the act, all to protect the light in a child's eyes!

Fire department: "There's a cat stuck on a high-voltage tower!"

Jiang Chen climbs the hundred-meter power pylon with his bare hands, lures the cat with a sausage, and somehow gets hired as a consultant by the police?

He fixes a computer and accidentally builds a lithography machine? Delivers takeout and catches a drug lord along the way?

Jiang Chen: "Don't get the wrong idea. I'm just an ordinary boss trying to make money, and, as a little side project... save the world."

Netizens: "Please, stop! Is this job going to move billions of people around the world again?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.