Genshin Impact: Stop Shaking, Ei, I'm Just a Mascot

"Beelzebul, why are you trembling when I'm so close to your heart?"

Lin Xiao is reborn as an ancient jade pendant, sealed close to the Raiden Shogun's body inside the Plane of Euthymia.

He's not just an accessory. He's a divine weapon that boosts all of his Host's attributes by 1,000%!

But the price is absolute physical dependence and a side effect of unbearable heat.

In a desperate situation, Ei uses this forbidden power.

That night, thunder rumbles nonstop across the Plane of Euthymia.

The normally dignified Shogun collapses to the floor, cheeks flushed red, clutching the jade pendant tightly:

"Lin Xiao... stop... No, help me release all this excess energy."

From then on, Teyvat's world goes completely off the rails!

Raiden Ei: "What are you all looking at? He's my blade! I'll die without him!"

Yae Miko: "Oh, Ei, let me borrow him for one night~ My tails are so sore, I desperately need some soothing."

Shenhe: "The chains... If it's you, you can bind me tighter."

The queens go completely berserk fighting over this life-threatening accessory!

Lin Xiao: "Don't rush! Line up and take turns!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.