Absurdity: I Became Heaven's Own Son by Slacking Off

After transmigrating as the cultivation world's universally acknowledged good-for-nothing young master, Lin Mo binds himself to a Slacker System: the more he lies flat and slacks off, the faster his cultivation rises, and the more outrageous divine abilities he unlocks. While everyone else competes to seize secret realms and risks their lives for treasures, he sunbathes on the sect's back hill. While others stay up all night cultivating to break through bottlenecks, he takes a nap and shoots up three levels. He only wants to keep a low profile, lie flat, and eat until he dies. But every time he does, he somehow hits a loophole in the Heavenly Dao, accidentally saving the world and recruiting powerful figures. He even has the Heavenly Dao chasing after him and calling him "Dad." From then on, a saying spreads through the cultivation world: "Don't fight head-on. Lie flat and get stronger!" Lin Mo thought he would be content just lying flat in the cultivation world, but the changes that followed caught him completely off guard: the world of martial arts crossovers and the modern world came one after another...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.