Scrolling Videos Through History, the Emperors Lose Their Cool

Chu Han accidentally binds himself to the Myriad Heavens Video System. He only meant to watch some videos and earn a little extra money, never expecting to leave emperors of every dynasty completely rattled.

From the start, a video of a modern banquet is played. The ancients mistake it for a feast in the immortal realm, until a comment says, "I'm sick of eating rich food every day," making Zhu Yuanzhang so jealous he practically bursts apart.

Next comes a phone vlog. Liu Che is astonished and vows to seize this divine artifact, a "thousand-mile eye and wind-following ear."

Even more brutal is the history-spoiler series:

Ying Zheng: "My Great Qin will flourish for ten thousand generations!"

The sky screen: "Sorry, Qin fell in its second generation. Hu Hai killed his brothers, and Zhao Gao called a deer a horse."

Cao Cao: "I will end this age of chaos. The Cao Wei dynasty shall rise!"

The sky screen: "Well... Sima Yi stole your family's throne, and the Three Kingdoms were united under Jin."

As more videos play, Huo Qubing achieves divine status ahead of schedule, Yue Fei is spared the Storm Pavilion, and one historical regret after another is put right. Chinese civilization soars in a parallel universe!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.