The Biography of Prehistoric Times

Lin Yue, the "Chief Fishing Scientist" of the State Key Laboratory, went berserk due to the particle collision experiment that simulated the flavor of spicy spicy strips, and his soul exploded into the chaos before the creation of Pangu. Incarnated as a spirit dumpling, he hid from stones and became an audience in the Creation War, but was smashed into a "Xuanchenzi" in a white coat by Pangu Kaitian's merits. From then on, there were more outrageous existences in the ancient world: Zixiao Palace heard that he brought slates to draw PPT, and taught the Tao as physical chemistry; Buzhou Shanxia taught the shamans scientific body training, and made the Nine Transformations Xuan Gong a fitness tutorial; Lich War He served as a field reporter, and also helped Nuwa use the "automatic "Stone Furnace" to mend the sky; in the human tribe, he started a basic class, teaching how to drill fire and cultivate the ground to make tools; he held a "Jie Interpretation Fellowship" at the Conferred God site, turning the Conferred God List into a harmonious job fair; on the journey to the west, he stuffed a survival guide for Wukong, and distributed anti-monster sprays and automatic loaders to his masters and disciples. He used modern science to transform ancient cultivation, relied on funny comments to resolve calamities, and transformed himself from a small transparent spirit into the seventh Hunyuan saint. He turned what should have been a bloody ancient epic into a hilarious and outrageous legend in the Three Realms! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.