Livestreaming Feedings to an Emperor of the Ages

Lin Zhou is bound to a Civilization Ascension livestream System, and his viewers turn out to be legendary figures from different timelines!

Qin Shi Huang: "This thing is called instant noodles? It smells even better than my imperial cuisine! Reward him! Call Xu Fu back. Cancel the eastern inspection tour. First, we learn how to make noodles!"

Emperor Wu of Han: "That little box in the streamer's hand can hold the songs and dances of countless beauties? It must be a divine artifact! Wei Qing, hurry and seize it for me... No, buy it! Trade a Heavenly Horse for it!"

Emperor Taizong of Tang: "Potatoes yield five thousand jin per mu? Sweet potatoes can feed ten thousand people? Streamer, I'll trade half my empire for the seeds in your hands!"

As Lin Zhou uses modern technology and knowledge to shatter the ancients' worldview time and again, he discovers that the gifts he receives are even more outrageous: the Heshi jade, blueprints for an elixir of immortality, wreckage from a starship engine...

Then one day, the System issues a warning: The advanced civilization known as the Reapers has locked onto Earth. If civilization fails its assessment, it will be erased.

Lin Zhou looks at the livestream as the emperors of the ages eagerly rub their hands together and smiles. "Don't panic, guys. I'll take you all and give the aliens a little taste of our ancestors' power."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.