Problem Children from the Land of Light

Why? Why am I here? It seemed like, I bombed the school and was punished to Earth. Are all humans on Earth stupid? They can't fly, and neither can cars. Why are they so stupid? Forget it, I will start a hilarious journey on this backward planet... No, it will be a gorgeous journey. I'm Ultraman, I'm super powerful! ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.