I’m Luffy! Meat, Fights, and Beating the Ninja World to a Pulp!

I had just become the Pirate King when I opened my eyes and found myself in the Naruto world with the Thousand Sunny.

Surrounded by the ANBU, I meant to politely flick a kunai away.

But suddenly, a voice exploded in my head:

Ding! Clear intent to attack detected in Host!

The "Basic Attack Is an Ultimate" System is activated! Forced enhancement initiated!

Action identified: "finger flick". Enhanced to an ultimate-tier move: Gum-Gum Finger Pistol!

The next second, a beam of light that pierced heaven and earth carved a brand-new canyon across the land!

I looked at Kakashi, whose Sharingan had nearly burned out and who was frozen stiff on the spot.

Kakashi trembled. "Y-Your Excellency... We in Konoha mean you no harm!"

I stared blankly at my still-smoking finger.

Wait, I really was only trying to flick someone on the forehead!

System, get out here! Isn't this enhancement a bit too much?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.