Investiture of the Gods: Please Stop Imagining Things, I'm Really a Tyrant

After transmigrating as Di Xin, he binds himself to the Great Shang Tyrant System. As long as he commits cruel, incompetent acts and undermines the nation's fortunes, he can become a Saint on the spot!

So Di Xin starts trying every way he can to bring about his own downfall. Writing lewd poetry at Nuwa Palace? That's the dignity of a human emperor! Nuwa is so moved that she cries and bestows even more good fortune on him!

Building a wine pool and a forest of meat? It's a sacred cultivation ground for humanity! Wen Zhong prostrates himself in gratitude, praising the king's wisdom!

Promoting corrupt officials? Fei Zhong creates a real estate bubble, strips Xiqi of its wealth, and buys Kunlun Mountain!

Nezha causes havoc in the sea? I'll capture him and make him pilot a mech! Zhao Gongming? Go wage a financial war for me!

Years later, Jiang Ziya leads the Xiqi army to the border, only to look up and see star destroyers blotting out the sky alongside a flood of mechs.

Jiang Ziya breaks down. "I thought he was supposed to be a tyrant! This is a freaking dimensional attack!"

Sect Master Tongtian: "Great Shang has great benefits. The whole Jie Sect is coming down to work on the assembly line!"

Dao Ancestor Hongjun: "The Heavenly Dao is broken. Whoever wants to sign the Investiture of the Gods can sign it!"

Looking at the interstellar Great Shang behind him, now ruling the multiverse, Di Xin wants to cry but has no tears. "Please stop imagining things! I really just want to be a tyrant!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.