This Patriarch Is Outrageously Strong, Though He's a Real Scoundrel

Bai Yunrui transmigrates into the body of the founding patriarch of a bankrupt sect. With powerful enemies at the door, he activates a System that makes his boasts come true.

"That divine sword of yours is made of mud." The next second, the divine weapon really crumbles to dust.

"The stone lions at the entrance are guardian beasts of the mountain." That night, green light shines from the lions' eyes, scaring a Nascent Soul bigshot into a stupor.

Seeing that the sect is so poor it can barely afford to eat, he casually points at a boulder behind the mountain. "That's an ancient Taotie. It poops spirit stones." From then on, the whole sect achieves financial freedom thanks to a rock.

When the myriad races invade and ancient gods descend, leaving the entire cultivation world trembling in fear, Bai Yunrui crosses his legs and waves to the fanatical disciples behind him, who treat every one of his outrageous remarks as divine revelations:

"Go on, give them a headstand while washing your hair."

"Show these bumpkins what the hell real professionalism looks like!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.