Siheyuan: I Steal Yu Li Away and Send Bang Geng to Jail

A gloriously satisfying anti-parasite System story

He wakes up as “Silly Zhu,” destined to be left with nothing after his family is devoured?

Looking at the whole houseful of schemers plotting against him, He Yuzhu is furious!

In this life, he'll never be anyone's doormat!

The Jia family wants to take advantage of him? Banggeng steals a chicken? He calls the police and sends him to juvenile detention!

The Yan family is full of schemers? Sorry, I've got my eye on your future daughter-in-law, Yu Li. I'm stealing her away, no discussion!

That's not all. He's also going to make sure his younger sister, He Yushui, enjoys the good life.

With god-tier medical skills in his left hand, saving lives, and grandmaster-level martial arts in his right, he can keep the whole courtyard in line.

And a mysterious “old chief” has his back. Who dares mess with me?

Qin Huairu is crying in the bathroom: Silly Zhu has changed. He's no longer the fool anyone can push around!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.