Hogwarts: Follow Your Words and Make Hermione Cry!

Eric travels through Hogwarts and activates the causal investment system! Start investing in the Iron Triangle, and enjoy your god-level talent, perfect logic, and easy speaking! During the sorting ceremony, he hacked into the Sorting Hat in reverse and scared Dumbledore on the spot! "This kid is more dangerous than Voldemort!" Snape was interrogated in the Potions class, a troll was killed in one move on Halloween, and Dumbledore's script was torn to pieces on the spot! Hermione and Pansy were turned into conspirator tools by PUA, the Millennium Basilisk was adopted as a pet, and Voldemort's Horcrux was used as a contracted toy! Dumbledore: "I'm numb, take care of Hogwarts!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.