Siheyuan: The Scheming Silly Zhu, Who'll Ruin Your Life Without a Second Thought

A wage slave in his past life, Silly Zhu in this one, facing a hell-level dungeon from the start.

Above him, the hypocrite Yi Zhonghai keeps him down. Beside him, the white lotus Qin Huairu leeches off him. Below him, the ungrateful little thief Banggeng steals from him.

Ding! The Host’s resentment level has hit the limit. Revenge quest issued!

Quest One: Refuse Qin Huairu’s request to borrow money and expose her sob story in front of everyone.

Quest Two: Steal Third Uncle’s daughter-in-law, Yu Li, and leave Yan Jiecheng a bachelor for life.

Quest Three: Send Xu Damao to the police station and ruin his reputation.

He Yuzhu smiled faintly. “I’ll get right on it!”

And so, the atmosphere in the courtyard changed completely:

Qin Huairu knocks on the door late at night? “Get lost! A widow’s doorstep is a hotbed of gossip!”

First Uncle wants to call a courtyard meeting? “Shut up! Could your shady business stand up to an investigation?”

Yu Li looks at the tall, handsome, and talented He Yuzhu before her, her heart pounding and cheeks flushing. “Brother Yuzhu, I want to spend my life with you.”

Years later, looking at He Yuzhu with a house full of children and a powerful position...

The courtyard’s beasts shed tears of regret: “Why did we ever provoke this menace?!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.