I Created the Age of Cultivation, and the Whole World Found Out

After transmigrating into the apocalypse, Ye Xuan activates the Slacker System from the start and immediately signs in for... Immortal Emperor cultivation!

While others struggle to survive in the jaws of zombies, he grills steak with an Immortal Emperor's true flame in a wrecked convenience store, complaining that the wine isn't aged enough.

When a group of survivors stares at him in terror, he looks innocent. "I'm just passing through. If there's danger, I'm the first to run."

He wants to keep slacking quietly, but idiots keep showing up to get their faces slapped.

A bully blocks the door? Ye Xuan stands still, and the mutant crashes into him and dies.

His teammates are dumbfounded. "Who are you, anyway?"

Ye Xuan: "Uh... If I say it was luck, would you believe me?"

Then one day, he looks at the zombies swarming all over the world and decides it's getting boring.

"Wouldn't it be fun to turn this apocalypse into a cultivation world?"

So the ancient book he casually tosses out creates the apocalypse's first Sword Immortal, while the blade of grass he grants enlightenment becomes an unparalleled immortal herb.

While the world's strongest experts kneel before the "gods" he casually enlightened, Ye Xuan is still sitting on his plastic-bucket throne, yawning.

"Quiet down. Let me slack off a little longer."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.