Please Cast Me Out of the Immortal Realm

Lin Fei has a simple dream after ascending to the Immortal Realm: get fired, take his severance pay, and leave. So he becomes the Immortal Realm's number-one problem employee: he gets monkey demons hired as registered immortal beasts, files workplace injury claims for demon lords, and proposes an "optimized merit distribution plan" at the Peach Banquet. He thinks he's finally done for and will surely be kicked back down to the mortal world. But after reading his record of "mischief," the Immortal Emperor slaps the table in delight. "This boy is a once-in-a-millennium genius! Decree his exceptional promotion and bestow upon him the immortal title of 'Pioneer of Immortal Realm Reform!'" Lin Fei looks at his promotion notice and even more work, and breaks down completely. "I just want to clock out. Why is that so hard!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.