Siheyuan: I Refuse to Be a Simp from the Start, You Disgust Me!

His soul transmigrates into the 1960s, and he becomes Silly Zhu, the man being bled dry by the whole pack of beasts in Love in the Courtyard.

From the start, all he has is a lunchbox, and Qin Huairu is already guilt-tripping him into giving meat to her whole family while his own little sister has to gnaw on cornbread?

He Yuzhu dumps a scoop of coal cinders into the lunchbox in response.

"To hell with you, you fake innocent. I'd sooner feed this to a dog than give it to you!"

He awakens the Tycoon Cashback System: spend money and get cash back, and the more he spends, the richer he gets!

While the beasts in the courtyard are still scheming over a mouthful of cornmeal, He Yuzhu is already eating pork belly, riding a Phoenix bicycle, and watching an imported TV!

Yi Zhonghai wants him to provide for him in old age? Xu Damao wants to take advantage of him? Jia Zhangshi is still throwing tantrums? "Get lost, all of you!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.