My System Makes Me Less Than Human

He just crossed over and became cannon fodder on the frontier, and his engagement was broken off in public by the proud daughter of heaven, making him the laughing stock of the whole sect? Shen Lang smiled. "Thirty years in Hedong? No, I can make you regret it in one day!" Ding! The god-level merit and demerit system is activated! Option A: Rage your ex-fiancée and reward Haoran with the Righteousness Technique! Option B: Confess your love to her bestie backhand and reward her with the magic treasure 'Soul-Eating Banner'! In the face of humiliation, only children make choices. I, Shen Lang, want them all! While others are still practicing hard, I have already repeatedly jumped between the two paths of good and evil. I have the golden light of merit in one hand and the red lotus of karma in the other. I never get slapped in the face overnight! Others rely on their spiritual roots to achieve immortality, but I rely on losing my integrity to achieve immortality! System: "Release the ultimate 'pass' mission - sneak into the Yaochi Holy Land and steal the Saint's colorful glazed socks!" Me: "It will kill people!" System: "Task reward: a drop of blood essence from the ancient dragon. Failure penalty: Live broadcast of the host running naked around the sect three times." One moment, he was building a nursing home for the lonely elderly people, and the next moment, he was adding laxatives to the boss's tea. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.