Anime Crossover: Crazy Toad Sage Jiraiya Refuses to Kill His Wife to Attain the Dao

综漫狂蟾啸天自来也拒绝杀妻证道

by Yuan Yi (原熠)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 21k Words
Genre: Light Novel
Subgenre: Light Fantasy
Updated: 11mo ago
Source: Faloo

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Anime Crossover? System

The System can alter reality, but it cannot understand human emotions. When it assigned Jiraiya a mission to kill his wife, Jiraiya took Tsunade and played one gloriously satisfying round of It Takes Two inside its core logic... As the System crashed, it asked one final question: "Redundant code that cannot be optimized... What is this, exactly?" Jiraiya smiled and replied, "It's called love, you binary idiot..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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