The Crossover Chaos King: Starting with Naruto's Awkward Dance!

"Warning! If you fail to meet your prank KPI, your memories will be erased and you'll be sent to play Grey Wolf!" Lin Xiaoque faced Madara Uchiha and whipped out a driving test tutorial video. He used embarrassment points to unlock tsundere-correction lozenges, making Sasuke call Itachi a "brocon"! In the Naruto arc, he had just turned Pain into a livestream sales host when the System sent him straight to the world of One Piece. He used a taste-altering device to make Sanji's cooking taste like stinky tofu, stuck Buggy into a human jigsaw puzzle with a body-part adhesive, and tricked Crocodile into giving up his rebellion by building a seaside villa out of sand! His rewards included an all-you-can-refill strawberry milk card that lured Gintoki into selling his sword and Gojo Satoru into reaching across dimensions for a drink. A good-behavior wristband made Sukuna do Yuji's homework, while Muzan was forced to sing "Listen to Me Say Thank You"! The cross-dimensional pranks never stop, and the villains all defect to star in a variety show. This is a ridiculously satisfying ride!

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