Sign-In at the God-Slaying Platform: Editing Nezha's Childhood from the Start!

After transmigrating into the primordial world three hundred years ago, Chen Yuan writes books and establishes schools, enlightening the people. But the Buddhist and Daoist sects brand him a heretic and drag him to the God-Slaying Platform, where his body and soul are about to be destroyed.

At the moment of his execution, Chen Yuan activates the Life Editor.

Who am I? I'm Chen Yuan, an ordinary scholar who can't even lift a chicken.

What did I get? A System that lets me edit the "unknown pasts of gods and Buddhas."

What am I going to do?

Right in front of all the gods and Buddhas, I'll first give Nezha a childhood spent "charging with a wooden spear, shouting 'rat-a-tat-tat!'" Then I'll give the Victorious Fighting Buddha a past of "eating egg fried rice while listening to me discuss the Dao." And while I'm at it, I'll change the origins of that dog belonging to True Lord Erlang...

As I reveal the gods' and Buddhas' "dark histories" one by one, the entire Heavenly Court descends into chaos.

The Buddhas ask me what compassion is. I say, "Making you face your own past is the greatest compassion I can show you."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.