Siheyuan: the Gods Lie Flat, and Everyone Is Numb

Su Chen, a social animal, died of overwork and was born in a courtyard house in the 1960s, activating the perfect life lying down system. Want to lie down? You must first maximize comfort, safety, satiety, and leisure! Therefore, Su Chen was forced to become a god in order to live a life of high quality. God-level cooking skills, greedy Qin Huairu, and silly He Yuzhu! God-level fitter, hand-made harmonic reducer, shocked the country! Facing the calculations of the birds? Su Chen smiled. Is Jia Zhang's acting bad? Let her know why the flowers are so red! Yi Zhonghai's moral kidnapping? Expose you as a hypocrite and shatter your dreams of retirement! Xu Damao is causing trouble? Let you cut off your descendants! When Su Chen lived in a bungalow, drove a car, married a beautiful wife, and became a scholar, he helplessly spread his hands and said, "Stop curling up, I really just want to lie down!" The birds in the courtyard were completely numb when they looked at the fairy-like Su Chen! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.