Siheyuan: God-Tier Choices, No More Being a Doormat

He Yuzhu, a corporate drone in the 21st century, dies suddenly and transmigrates into the body of Silly Zhu, his namesake from Love in the Courtyard. From the start, he gets carbon monoxide poisoning, and when he wakes up, the White Lotus Qin Huairu has come knocking to mooch off him. Surrounded by "beastly" neighbors waiting to bleed him dry, He Yuzhu thinks he's been dealt a nightmarish start, but then the Divine Choice System activates on the spot! Option one: Keep being a pushover and earn the "Sucker" title. Option two: Refuse outright and get master-level cooking skills. Option three: Expose her in front of everyone and make an example of her for double the reward! Is there even a choice? He Yuzhu decisively picks the harshest option! He tears into Qin Huairu, takes on Jia Zhangshi, and stands up to the hypocrite Yi Zhonghai! From today on, Silly Zhu is nobody's fool! When the beasts come scheming against him, he'll use his modern-day smarts and System rewards to get ruthless revenge. You want to talk about morality? I'll talk fists! You want to play games? I'll leave you penniless!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.