Siheyuan: The Sharp-Tongued Old Master Makes the Neighbors Cry from the Start

Modern-day keyboard warrior Jiang Ping wakes up in a transmigrated body in a courtyard in 1958, becoming an eighty-year-old widower on the brink of death. A hellish difficulty setting from the start? No problem! The "Get Stronger by Roasting People" System activates! Faced with Jia Zhangshi showing up to steal his coal, Jiang Ping says, "You dig up a childless family's grave and eat their provisions. Aren't you afraid I'll come knocking at your door in the middle of the night?" He lashes out at Jia Zhangshi and gets a life-extension bonus pack! Faced with Silly Zhu, who can't tell right from wrong, Jiang Ping says, "You're no Silly Zhu. You're the Jia family's good son, their family's grandson!" He gives He Yuzhu a tongue-lashing and earns a massive amount of roast points! Faced with Yi Zhonghai's moral blackmail, Jiang Ping says, "So your idea of 'unity' depends on who you're dealing with? You throw your weight around with me, then turn into a coward when it's your apprentice!" A few words are all it takes to shatter the hypocrite's image! Watch how Jiang Ping, the sharp-tongued old master, uses nothing but his mouth to find health, master martial arts, and carve out a path to the heavens in this courtyard teeming with beasts!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.