Harry Potter: Please, Just Stop Using Your Magic Already

Transmigrating to the world of Harry Potter, he immediately gains the divine power of the Thunderbolt Lord.

The protagonist, David Wayne, decides to break the laws of the wizarding world and create a magical age of his own.

Dumbledore: "Oh, damn, I think I should let you be the **!"

McGonagall: "So this is what a true academic genius looks like."

Snape: "Fine, you want me to pick you up for school, but you even dare to cook a delicious hot pot in my Potions Class?"

Voldemort: "His lightning can even purify my soul, making me ponder the philosophical significance of having a nose."

Malfoy: "No one at this school dares to call me 'Dorky Draco' except that guy..."

Dementor: "It was the first time I'd ever smelled myself burning. I was terrified. Please, just take back your powers~"

During the battle, many Ministry of Magic personnel were knocked down. Their allies on both sides, foolishly oblivious to the need to dodge or counterattack, kept themselves busy with rescues. To reward their spirit of unity and goodwill, the Dark Lord generously gave each of them a few Avada Kedavras.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.