Cultivation? The Kind Where Cheeky Lines Flood the Chat

After transmigrating into the body of a menial servant at an immortal sect, Li Qingfeng is thrown into a demon-beast cage from the start, with only ten seconds left to live.

In this desperate moment, the Heavenly Dao Word-Spirit System activates: say something cheeky, and you can extend your life!

"My demon-beast brothers, call me boss and I'll make sure you eat well and live it up!"

Word-Spirit points: 1. Lifespan: 1 second. The demon beasts are collectively dumbfounded.

At the moment of death, he shouts, "Get down and call me Daddy!"

An ancient contract is triggered. A young demon king bursts through space, bites the hem of his robe, and mumbles, "Dad."

From then on, the world of cultivation takes a bizarre turn.

The cat demon he takes in becomes a "Word-Spirit power bank," the tribulation he once cursed becomes his "number-one data fan," and even the icy saintess's heart melts at one cheesy pickup line.

When the traditional immortal sects join forces to suppress him, Li Qingfeng stands before their massive army and says with a smile, "I declare that traditional spells are forbidden here."

In the next instant, the enemy army loses all its divine abilities and can only beat each other up with clumsy punches.

Behind him, billions of followers shout in unison: "Glory to the leader! His every word becomes law!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.