Livestream: I Just Wanted to Lie Flat, So How Did I Become the Ultimate Heartthrob?

The Matchmaker System forcibly assigns me an SSR-rank girlfriend. Refusing an arranged marriage, I start livestreaming our breakup.

I take her on a date to a foot massage parlor and treat her to plain white rice from a takeout place...

All I want is for our compatibility score to hit zero so I can be free again!

But her reactions are completely wrong:

I take her to watch someone trim a donkey's hooves, and she gets so excited her face turns red;

I order takeout to humiliate her, and she turns around and gives me a cake she baked herself.

Even more ridiculous, the more I deliberately sabotage things, the more explosive the livestream gets, and the faster the System's compatibility score rises!

That is, until she shields me from a water bottle at a matchmaking corner and floors everyone with a flying kick.

Only then do I realize this SSR girlfriend might be a little too powerful...

Now everyone in the livestream is asking me: Brother Fan, are you going to live off your girlfriend or not?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.