Spongebob Rules Survival

I traveled to the world of SpongeBob SquarePants, only to find that I was just Squidward's neighbor—an ordinary human being. On the first day, I received the Bikini Bottom Resident Rules: Don't eat the late-night specials from the Krusty Krab, don't believe SpongeBob's over-enthusiasm, and don't let Patrick borrow anything. I followed the rules carefully, but found that behind each one there were hidden rules that were more deadly. When Sandy invited me to an "underwater tea party," I declined and a damp stench began to fill the house. As the moon turned red over Beachburg, I heard the entire city say in unison, "Why aren't you happier?" Now, I was writing a survival note with my right hand, while my left hand picked up a kitchen knife and pointed it at my throat. And SpongeBob knocked on the glass outside the window and asked with a bright smile: "New neighbor, do you want to go catch jellyfish together?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.