Hogwarts: Begin with the Arms Master

When Carl received the Hogwarts acceptance letter, he was dumbfounded. He, a Muggle, wanted to learn magic? The Sorting Hat cursed and shoved him into the Snake House, and the whole Hogwarts was shocked: This Slytherin waved his wand with his left hand to cast curses, and with his right hand held a sword to kill the dementors! The Thestral pulled the cart for him, the Durmstrang exchange student knelt down and surrendered, and Malfoy cried and gave snacks to beg for shelter. I wandered around the forbidden book area and flipped through the Horcrux manuscripts. Even Dumbledore handed me a cigarette and asked: "Mr. Carl, can you lend me a weapon to deal with Voldemort?" There is a legend circulating in the Slytherin lounge: disobedient little wizards will be taken to sword practice by Carl the "Night Stalker". When the Dark Lord came to the city, Karl sneered: "Weapons? I can turn the magic world into an arsenal!" The whole wizarding world went crazy: "Is this fucking Slytherin? It's obviously the Hogwarts God of War!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.