Zaun Muggles at Hogwarts

Li Mo stayed up late to troll someone and died suddenly, and traveled through time to become a Hufflepuff classmate from Harry Potter. Magically gifted and scumbag, he possesses the ultimate secret of Zaun's keyboard warrior. The mobile phone becomes a magic wand, and casting spells relies on flirting. He was so angry that the Sorting Hat smoked, Snape was so angry that he died, and the Dementors were saved by good luck. When Voldemort led the Death Eaters to the city, Li Mo raised the loudspeaker: "Dark Lord, where is your social security certificate? Have the Death Eaters signed a labor contract?" Voldemort was drowned by thousands of barrages, and his last words were: "Are you... Polite?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.