Loser Fairy Maidens, Tie Up Your Hair!

My name is Su Jiu. I had cancer, and just as I was about to die, I transmigrated into the world of a harem novel starring a host of fairies, titled The Fairies' Immortal Fated Encounters.

With the help of the Plot-Rewriting System, I resolved the calamities destined to befall the fairies and successfully got my resurrection coin for the trip home.

I made it home, but enemies descended from the heavens. Hundreds of fairies arrived, each radiating murderous intent, and issued a kill order.

In this world, within three days, anyone who has ever hunted down that scoundrel Su Jiu will be granted an immortal fate by me and may ascend to the Immortal Realm!

Su Jiu, if you want to live, come back to the Fairies' Realm!

With no choice, I returned to the Fairies' Realm, immediately triggering the fairies' losing-dog CG declarations.

The moon fairy, cold outside and cloyingly sweet within: Junior Brother Su, as long as you don't make me cosplay, you can pick anything you want!!

The stubborn, unexpectedly tender sword fairy: Young Master Su, I alone can be your exclusive sword sheath!

The passionate and alluring master: Jiu'er, your master wants to explore martial arts with you in depth~

The gentle, mature godmother: Xiao Jiu, come help your godmother take off her Taoist robe and arrange her palace affairs...

Also known as: The Wooden Bead Fairies Who Start Every Battle With a Sweet Talk Attack

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.