At the Workhorse Zoo, Do I Have to Slack Off to Make Money?

Dabuncheng Royal Zoo Recruitment Notice

The zoo is short of beasts of burden, and it's waiting for you to join us.

Working hours:

Monday to Friday, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. We will also strive to establish a four-day workweek.

Job duties:

Remove the Time Pressure Stone and activate Wasting Time: earn 1 shilling per second just by slacking off at work.

Remove the Space Pressure Stone and activate A Roof Over Your Head: earn 1 shilling per second just by lying around at home.

Remove the Emotional Time and Space Pressure Stone and activate Matchmaking Master: successfully match a couple at the zoo and help them marry, and earn 1,000 pounds per couple.

Remove the Child-Rearing, Child-Rearing, Child-Rearing Pressure Stone and activate Parenthood: earn 10,000 pounds for every baby born at the zoo!

Job requirements:

Find every way to slack off, treat the Royal Zoo like your own home, devote yourself to Her Majesty the Queen, and help the zoo pass its business inspection!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.