Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, Will No Longer Be a Simp!

Reborn as Silly Zhu in the 1960s, he gets ambushed by Xu Damao from the start. Now they want to frame him for stealing flour?

Luckily, his God-Tier Sign-In System activates, granting him God-Tier cooking skills and mastery of Bajiquan!

In this life, I, He Yuzhu, won't be anyone's doormat!

The fake white lotus Qin Huairu? Get lost! The hypocrite Yi Zhonghai, the vicious old hag Granny Deaf, the scheming Xu Damao...

Every last one of them is going to prison, where they can enjoy a whole range of sewing machines!

What? Yi Zhonghai is the illegitimate son of an enemy agent? Granny Deaf is an undercover spy? Well, that's something. We'll root them all out and shoot them on the spot!

He kicks the courtyard's vermin to the curb, takes charge of the canteen, marries the rich beauty Lou Xiao'e, gets an apartment and a Jeep, rises to deputy director, and earns a second-class military commendation!

Silly Zhu? No! From today on, call me Director He!

P.S. I hear there's also a fortune worth hundreds of millions waiting for me to inherit in Hong Kong?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.