Feeding the Ancestral Dragon with Takeout, I Expose My Ship-Sinking Feat to My Country

Qin Feng was an ordinary mortal. Just as he fell on hard times, the Great Qin National Fortune Delivery System recognized him as its master, setting him on a path through shattered space and across past and present.

His very first order was yellow-braised chicken and rice, delivered straight to the imperial mausoleum at Mount Li, where he met Ying Zheng, the eternal emperor sealed in mysterious ice. After the meal, the First Emperor bestowed a dragon-qi infusion upon him. Qin Feng suddenly grasped the supreme martial path and obtained blueprints for a magnetic-rail Qin sword, beginning a quest to reforge divine weapons with modern technology.

Orders flooded in after that: strong liquor for the Marquis of Champion, whose iron cavalry trampled the northern deserts; fresh fruit for the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, whose Golden-Banded Staff swept away the gods and demons of the West. With each delivery, Qin Feng's cultivation surged, and the Dragon Nation's fortune flowed ever onward like a mighty river.

Magnetic-rail swordlight chills the nineteen provinces, while the Dragon Cavalry spreads its martial might across the land. When the Aesir and angelic legions cross into this world, Ying Zheng becomes a Great Wall stretching ten thousand miles to guard the nation's gates, and Huo Qubing's heroic spirit leads the cavalry in a charge. Qin Feng cleaves the heavens with one sword and cries out:

"Today's final delivery will send Chinese civilization straight to the highest heavens. Gods and Buddhas of the myriad realms, who dares sign for it?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.