This Salted Fish System Is a Mess

Lin Fan, a social worker, died suddenly after working overtime for seven consecutive days. He traveled to a fantasy world, but was bound to a salty fish system that made him stronger while lying down. As long as he is lazy enough and salty enough, he can obtain invincible cultivation and magical secrets. He wanted to just lie down and live a perfect life of eating and waiting to die, but the system always "tricked" him at critical moments - when he was lying most comfortable, he was issued outrageous tasks such as "Kissing the Empress in front of a hundred thousand troops", "Singing Conquer with amplified magic weapon in front of the enemy's formation" and other outrageous tasks. Thus, the laziest and most reluctant "forced to do business" type protagonist in history, but whose strength is unfathomable, was born. His seemingly panic-stricken operations can always be twisted into shocking feats by his incredible strength, attracting the attention of the Iceberg Empress, General Sa Shuang, and the Demonic Saint, and they fall deeper and deeper into misunderstandings... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.