Siheyuan: I, Xu Damao, Am a Supervillain

One morning, Xu Damao wakes up to find he's become the courtyard's number-one villain. From the start, Silly Zhu knocks him down with a single punch, nearly killing him on the spot. Just as he's drowning in humiliation, the Supervillain System activates!

If you all think I'm the villain, then I'll be a villain through and through! Compete with Silly Zhu in a fistfight? That's for fools! Instead, I'll use a trick to make someone else do my dirty work and force you to write a public self-criticism in front of the whole factory! Try to guilt-trip me, Uncle Yi? I'll crush you with an accusation you can't shake off! Looking around at the courtyard's beasts, Xu Damao grins. From today on, I'll not only trample you underfoot, I'll also eat braised pork while your whole family watches and cries with envy!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.