Reviewing Players' Takes on MiHoYo Games: The Aeons Lose Their Cool

A sky screen descends, linking the worlds of Honkai Impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail, and Teyvat!

From the start, it reveals countless outrageous comments from players in the real world, throwing the styles of all three worlds into chaos!

A rundown of Elation brings up a player's divine comment: "The strongest Trailblaze Emanator! No, wifey! Aha! Not being allowed to have fun is so much fun, aha! Aha would make the best wife!"

Aha: "Hahaha! These players are so much fun!"

A rundown of Stelle brings up a player's divine comment: "The Galactic Succubus, the Stellaron Gremlin!"

A rundown of the Trailblazer PV brings up a player's divine comment: "That night, March 7th and Acheron got drunk. That night, Dan Heng and the Earth Beast got drunk. That night, Honkai: Star Rail and Honkai Impact 3rd got drunk too."

March 7th goes bright red: "Huh? Huh? I'm not that kind of person!"

Acheron silently draws her sword, while Dan Heng retreats into silence.

A rundown of the "Listen! The Revelry Upon the Sacred Summit" PV brings up a player's divine comment: "Bai E confesses to Nanook: 'Nanook, I brought you huimian!'"

And more divine comments are revealed: "May the wind god fool you," "Aimen," "Fumen," "Zhongli, my husband," and "Trash Ying"!

Venti: "Ehe!"

Furina: "Who wants to date me? You're all getting the death penalty!"

The entire universe is left speechless!

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