Stop Praising Me, I'm Just an Ordinary Citizen!

My name is Zhen Hu. I'm an ordinary editor at a small publication in the Han Kingdom. My biggest dreams are to leave work on time and have my food delivery arrive safely. But my luck is a little too "tigerish": I complained about the internet being too slow and somehow wiped out a state-level Trojan horse. I stacked some sandbags to stop leaks, and the whole internet hailed them as a "divine flood-control formation." Zhou Ye, the head of the national security team, is convinced I'm a peerless expert hiding my true abilities. And the harder I try to explain that "I'm just an ordinary citizen," the more wild theories she comes up with. From then on, my life speeds along a path of "giving myself away" and "being turned into a legend," until one day, the chili sauce I spilled short-circuited a spy device at an international summit... Stop praising me! This really was just a coincidence!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.