Siheyuan: A Case of a Family Line Ending from the Start, So I Called the Police

He Yuzhu transmigrates and becomes Silly Zhu, whose hands have just been scalded and whose family is dirt poor. He also faces the “He Family Extinction Case,” in which the whole compound conspires against him. Yi Zhonghai, the First Elder: “Zhu, don’t air our family’s dirty laundry. We’ll settle this in the compound.” Liu Haizhong, the Second Elder: “Listen to the First Elder. Don’t act rashly!” The whole pack of schemers chimes in: “Exactly, exactly. We’re all neighbors. Don’t ruin the peace.” He Yuzhu gives a cold laugh, turns to his younger sister, and says, “Yushui, go to the security office and tell them our home’s been robbed. Get them to investigate!” What neighborly affection? What collective honor? When these brutes want to leave me without an heir, I’m flipping the table! Want to play by the compound rules? I’ll teach you what factory law looks like!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.