During the prosperous period of the Tang Dynasty, there was a ruined temple in the west of Chang'an City. The incense was so thin that even mosquitoes ran away.
There lived a green-faced monk in the temple. He was originally the prince of Nanling, and he was a rich second-generation man. He was so handsome that vixens fainted when he saw him.
He was timid and afraid of death, so he hugged his two nephews as bodyguards every day. In fact, he was in the second-level Bodhisattva realm, and when he stretched his waist, he blew a hole in the roof.
The system was suddenly bound, forcing him to recruit disciples to train Tang Monk to learn scriptures, otherwise the senior brother would be hit on the head with a Zen stick and recite scriptures every day.
He accidentally got a golden finger, and his mission was to make the path of learning the right path, but he insisted on causing trouble.
He picked up a little monk with a crooked mouth who stole the fruit from the sacrifice, named him Xuanzang, and determined to teach him to become a demon king.
He was taught how to drink, pretend to be pitiful, and perform stripteases, but in the end, he succeeded in becoming a "Buddhist saint."
Others rely on enlightenment to cultivate Buddhism, while he relies on explosions to cultivate Buddhism. The explosions shocked both the underworld and heaven.
Cheng Yaojin laughed at him as a bandit, Li Shimin made him a national master, and Guanyin had to take a detour when he saw him.
The max-level boss was confused and exploded, the system was fuming with anger, and the Journey to the West script completely collapsed.
From then on, there were many jokes in Chang'an: Xishan Temple did not worship Buddha, but only watched the prince blow up the temple and teach the little Tang monk bad things.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.