The Chaos Clan's Reclusive Autistic Maid from My Hometown

After transmigrating as the only legitimate heir of a Chaos clan, I thought I could live the carefree life of a universe-class playboy. Who knew the System would make me raise a child!

And the child is my five-year-old maid, a fellow Earthling with autism!

I put a piece of dragon meat in her bowl. She thinks: I'm done for. My master is going to poison me!

I smile at her. She breaks down inside: Wah, his smile is so creepy. Is he about to make a move?

Help!

Listening every day to the thoughts of my fellow Earthling with paranoid delusions, how am I supposed to focus on cultivation, punch Great Golden Immortals, and kick Immortal Emperors?

What they don't know is that, to keep her from being afraid, I have already crushed every threat to dust in secret.

Some blind Saint's Child dares to provoke us? Destroy him, so he won't scare her.

An ancient forbidden land opens? Flatten it, in case the monsters inside disturb her sleep.

“I warned you. If anyone makes her shed a single tear, I'll make sure your sect's legacy ends with you...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.