Xuanhuan: Offering Flowers from the Start, Landing a Critical Hit with Supreme Sword Intent

After transmigrating into a fantasy world, Lin Yang becomes the sect's notorious good-for-nothing simp. Just as he is humiliated over a broken engagement, he activates the Clown Critical Hit System: the more ridiculous the price he pays, the more terrifying the rewards! He presents a blade of foxtail grass in public and gets the supreme intent of the sword in return. He stages a fall on the arena to frame a powerful enemy, then turns the tables and gets the other man's sect erased from the rolls! The entire sect thinks he's a lucky clown, never realizing that every ridiculous performance of his accords with the supreme Great Dao. When the apocalypse arrives, immortals and gods fall, and all living beings despair, Lin Yang sighs and winks at the demons filling the sky. "Um... how about I put on a little show for everyone?" The next moment, the banana peel he throws sends the whole world sprawling!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.