I, the Mountain God, Rain Down Dung from the Sky at the Beginning to Drive Back All the Troops.

Main plot: The male protagonist Fang Yuan traveled through time and became a ninth-level Sesame Mountain God whose incense was cut off and was about to disappear. When the god's position collapsed, he awakened the King of Big Talk Mantra System. As long as the incense and wish power are consumed, what he said can become reality. From then on, one of the most unorthodox and "funny" gods in history was born. Facing the invading monster, he said: "I bet your knife can't cut me!" - The monster slipped and broke his leg on the spot. Facing the imperial army who wanted to demolish the temple on his mountain, he said: "The rain from the sky is a toilet that nourishes all things!" - A huge rain of dung rained down on the enemy camp, and the entire army was defeated. Facing the arrogant and beautiful empress who wanted to "acquire" him into a divine beast that protects the country, he said with a playful smile: "I calculated on my fingers, you are missing me in your life, so being a divine queen is just right!" - At first the empress was furious, but after being refreshed by Fang Yuan's "oracle" again and again and solving the empire's crisis, she began to seriously consider the possibility of this proposal. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.