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Traveling through the Demon Slayer Division, let's hear two pieces of news first. Good news: I awakened a simulator that can burn my lifespan, and my magic power was perfected in seconds! Bad news: I'm going to be eaten by the five-headed dog demon at the beginning, and I only have two years left to fight for my life. —— After the battle, listen to two more messages. Good news: I killed five open-spirit realm demons with one blow, one by one, and my lifespan increased to 327 years! Bad news: The scene was so clean that I didn't even scratch a hair. My superiors will arrive in two days. How should I compile a report about a "miserable victory"? —— After interrogating his subordinates, he heard two more messages. Good news: My Hanhan subordinates are loyal and powerful, and will be the fierce generals of the future! Bad news: They give all the credit to me! "It all depends on the power of the boss!" Me: I'm so desperate. Thank you so much! Now, I am in the body-forging realm on the surface, and I use five heads to open up the spiritual realm. Too much credit is equivalent to a reminder. I'm waiting online. It's very urgent. How can I convince my superiors that I'm just a lucky loser? ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.